Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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