just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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