Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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