idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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