My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
that's an acceptable place to lick
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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