you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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