We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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