My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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