Christians are straight up FREAKS
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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