these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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