Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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