sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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