If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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