go do what you do best...puke behind churches
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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