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Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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