I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
i think my cat just said my name.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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