I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I look better un-naked...
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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