Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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