Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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