sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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