You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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