She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
he just fucked me for my cheese.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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