I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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