No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
