Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Did you pee in the oven last night??
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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