weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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