guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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