i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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