Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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