I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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