oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
