I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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