just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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