So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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