I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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