So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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