I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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