The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
