Yo dont text me then not text me
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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