Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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