no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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