oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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