Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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