Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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