So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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