you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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