if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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