they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
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