some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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