Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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