i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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