Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
