i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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