ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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