My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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