I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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