So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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