Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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